If you let me have it, I don’t want it.

I’ve been known to snag a bag of corn chips from Daddy.  Or take the TV remote and fling it on the floor. Or dredge the orange peelings from the tip-over trashcan. The more Mommy says “No!”..the more I want whatever it is I’m not supposed to have.

Mommy caught onto this. Within reason, whatever she has that I think looks yummy, she shares it with me.  Usually one nip or a lick and I’m good to go.  No more food fights or chip-bag wrestling matches.

If I can have it..it’s just not fun to want it. xo, LuLu

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Riding the vent

When it’s nearly 90 degrees, I plunk onto the vent in our guest room enjoying the smooth flow of cool air ~riding the vent

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Plunked

We are family..I got all my felines and me

Check out my feline sibs, and my funny daddy. I love this goofy family.  Be sure to open the pics to see the captions. And, like I mentioned yesterday..I know Violet is a bunny! Unfortunately, she ran when we tried to take pics..we’ll get some soon.

My silly daddy

See…he’s goofy

And, I love him

My wool makes the perfect Fu Manchu

It looks real

Best goatee ever!

Me taking off after Scardy Cat

Daddy watching me go in the pita chip bag

Daddy seeing me poo on his bed

Maggie Mae..the Alpha car

Chloe..Mommy calls her Clarice for a reason

Daddy with Scardy Cat

Clarice gets top billing on the bunks

Cozy Daddy until..

Scardy Cat flips him over…

Scardy Cat with Daddy

Cat-house ballet

Sophie’s rendition of Kim Kardashian

Yowling a hello

Feefers is fun!

Who me? Nope..didn’t do it.. It was Sadie.

Sadie Sue was sleeping

Still sleeping Sue…hmm..did LuLu dump the cats’ water bowl?

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Hot Mama

Whew.  Sweltering today in Ohio. Beautiful sunshine.  Mommy took me outside on a leash.  I loved being outside, but the leash has got to go.

Mommy would pick me up and do this manual hop hop thing with her screechy voice. Then I’d freak and hop hop super fast headed for mulch in flower beds.  Mommy said no to that.  She wanted me to stay on the grass.  What’s the fun in that.

Mommy was sweating, and I was glad I had a hair cut..in spite of the chunk and staples in my side. What’s the big deal about playing in the dirt?  It’s fun!

Mommy says no, so I stayed hippity hopping for the grass.  Then I found grass clippings.  What fun.  Yummy. I ran around for about 30 minutes, but then Mommy was too hot, so we came inside.  I enjoyed ice-cold water and mixed green.  Then I headed to my sister’s room to nap with my favorite kitty cat, Violet.

Violet is a bunny

My folks say Violet is a diluted Tortie kitty cat.  Nope.  With fluff like that, she’s got to be in the bunny family.  She’s got more hair than me.

I love to hop alongside her, even when she swats me.  I think I’m encumbering her personal space. I just love to sit with Violet.  She reminds me of being with my bunny mom.

Groomer needed

There has to be a groomer that knows how to shave bunnies, but we cannot find one!  I need a short hair cut.  I don’t like hair in my eyes, nose and mouth, or all over my hiney.  How’s a girl to keep herself fresh with all this hair.  E-yuck!!

If you know of an experienced bunny groomer in the Toledo area, please contact my Mommy at lorijkarasek AT Yahoo DOT com.  I wrote it like that so she doesn’t get a bunch of skanky smut spam.

Bookmark and visit my “Little Bunny LuLu” eBay store

I hope you bookmarked my Little Bunny LuLu eBay store You’ll find a treasure trove of vintage and modern jewelry, baubles and wares along with Lego of all kinds!  Loads of fun!

I’ll be listing hand-blown glass, lampwork beads soon.  With swirls of greens and blues and other hues, they’re fun and perfect for jewelry making.  Most have large 1/8 inch holes perfect to add to bead pens.

Bulk buy all our Lego

If you’re a Lego collector or seller, you need to contact my Mommy.  She has tons of quality Lego, Bionicle/Hero/Technic, Lego Friends, Lego Duplo, minifigures, special parts and way more.  She wants to sell it all.  Over 500+ pounds of quality with loads of treasures.

Please contact Mommy at the email address I listed above.  We will be happy to have the Lego parts find a home.  We decided to focus on jewelry.  Someone’s going to get a super valuable lot with our Lego, so be in touch with Mommy soon!

xo, LuLu

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Look: My selfies Kim Kardashian style

Here’s selfie snips of me being like #kimkardashian

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My Kim Kadashian selfie: Naked

My Kim Kardashian sultry look

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My Kim Kardashian style selfie

Almost at my ideal weight

I better knock off the Doritos.

Pez dispenser on speed

What happened … poo balls are rolling out of me nonstop! I fill the litter boxes  and the whole darn house. My folks are ready to revoke my full-house access. My turbo poo is out of control.

I have litter boxes everywhere. My sibling kitties use the litter boxes..why can’t I get all my poo in the box? HELP!

Also, I started this wild scratching then biting ritual whenever I sit on mommy.  She doesn’t like it one bit and said she’s going to nip me back next time I take a bite of her.  Her chompers are way bigger than mine so I’m not biting her anymore.

Boo-Boo

When I went back to the vet, I had to get a couple staples.  Ouch…next time anyone wants to clip my fluff, I’m running away from home! The staples stays for a couple weeks, then back to the vet to get them taken out. And,   I’m still on meds for Pasteurella.

xBox Boy AKA Scardy Cat

My brother just finished school for the year.  Now I can torment him 7 days a week. Yippee!! I’m coming for you Pook!

Poor Design

Whoever designed my indoor hutch needs to get a different day job. It’s made of cheap wood that I just about ate my way through.  The bottom floor has no pull out litter tray.  And the ramp is a hazard. Hmm..I better sell more eBay stuff so I can get another hutch.  This one gets two bunny feet down!

Crash Landing

I flanked my blanket and some soft toys at the bottom of the ramp in my hutch so that when  I crash land I don’t knock myself unconscious hitting the wall.

Then Mommy cleans my cage and folds the blanket and puts it away..unbeknownst to me.  I pay no attention going up the ramp..then run down and SMASH-CRASHED a face-plant onto the splintered wood wall. I was out cold for a good while..when I came to I hopped crooked and looked like a drunk bunny for the rest of the day.

Note to folks: Don’t move my blanket and toys!!! Another couple smash-crashes and I’ll have a scrambled brain.

Tickles

My Mommy giggles when I lick her face. I like that! Oh, and I have a new noise.  I kind of purr and I can growl, too.

I started yawning a lot and I still smell like onions, but everybody loves me anyway.  I think I need another bunny to keep me company.  My eight feline sibs won’t play.  They still run away from me…sniffles…I need a pal.

xo,

LuLu

 

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A rhyme with a twist

Mommy sings this song to me every day:

“Little Bunny LuLu hoppin’ through the house..chasing all the kitty cats..makin’ them go nuts.

Then Mommy says, “Little Bunny LuLu, I don’t wanna see you chasin’ all the kitty cats..makin’ them go nuts.”

Oreo

An itty-bitty baby bunny

This is me when I was itty bitty.  xo, LuLu.

Back to the bunny ER again

Never  jump while getting a haircut

Big mistake. I have no idea what came over me.  Maybe I’d had enough of the wool tufts in my eyes, nose and mouth.  Possibly my attention span was spent.Who knows?

I jumped.  I always jump.  But when Mom’s giving me a haircut and I jump..well, things turn out like a slasher movie.  Once again, I went back to the “Bunny ER.” to get super glued back together.

You might recall this happened several months ago.  It seems I’m a regular at the bunny ER.  Mom tried to find a groomer, but none of the groomers wanted to shave me.  I so cannot deal with the hair.

A full grown English Angora that I don’t want to look like!

I love Wally’s hair. 

Unfortunately, we can’t find a groomer.  Mom does the best she can with a ragged -shag cut with bandage “skin safe” scissors.  I’ve had about eight hair clips..twice I got nipped. Mom felt terrible.  And, it’s cost over $500 to patch me up. And, I’m back to see Dr. O tomorrow.  An expensive venture.

When Mom clips me every couple days, it’s easy and the cut looks decent.  But when my hair grows into coils with thick tufts of wool and stretchy skin..it’s a challenge.  Not to mention the style is, sometimes, rather humiliating.  Once I looked like a horse. Another time I just looked like a kid with a Mom-cut. Take a look.

This is my Kim Kardashian pose.

Little Bunny LuLu with a horse haircut

A “mom cut”

Looking like a horse

Naked and beautiful #kardashian

A decent bunny-do

Starting to get puffy

Rocking a shag

Long and lean

Starting to tun into a dust wand

Haircut overdue

Confession: I bite my brother

My brother Kedrick is 14.  He’s nearly 6″ tall and weighs about 165 pounds.  I’m about a foot and a half (when sitting) weighing about 6 pounds.  Even so, Kedrick is scared to death of me.

My confession:  When no one’s looking I bite him.  Why?  Because I can.  It’s my cute face against his howling protests that no one believes.  Shhh…keep it on the QT. Mom and Dad think Kedrick’s making it up. And it’s funny to see a big guy run from a fluffy little bunny.

Mom’s been trying to get Kedrick to hang out with me.  So tonight he sits on the floor and calls me “little bunny” (NOT my name).  So, I bite his foot.

He howls..jumps up and runs and, get this, I take off after him nipping at his heels.  He’s screaming like banshee.  Mom and Dad tell him to hush while he babbles about me being an “attack rabbit.”  I sit looking soft and cute while Kedrick’s told to go to his room for making such a ruckus.

When he got to his room, he saw the presents I left under his covers.  Poo balls.  It makes him nutty!  And I laugh my bunny hiney off.  Chalk another one up for me! And the bunny says, “Booya!”

My dad (on the left) with my scardy-cat brother Kedrick

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