The short sticks are yummy

Little Bunny LuLu here…three months old and loving life.

About the short stick: I really like them.  Mommy got me these yummy short pear and blueberry branches and they are delish.

I like when she cracks them in the middle so I can stick both sides in my mouth and hop around looking like I have tusks.

So, the short stick is yummy. Now for the long “shtick.” I’m an English Angora BUNNY.  That means I’m naturally a rather ridiculous puff.

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English Angora Rabbit

I don’t like hair in my food.  Or in my eyes.  Or in my nose.  My goodness, I couldn’t find my feet.  Can you imagine using the litter box with this frock?  Umm..GROSS!.

To make me feel better about the hairy mess, Daddy bought bandage scissors to thatch my bush. Bandage scissors are supposed to

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Bandage Scissors that don’t cut skin.

NOT cut skin. Well, they cut skin.  Yowchie!

I let out a yelp when Mommy accidentally snipped me when she was trying to get rid of a mat at the nape of my neck. Since I’m small, it’s kind of hard to brush there. A knotted  fur ball like my kitty siblings siblings yack  grew BIG!

Mommy and Daddy took me  to MedVet 

They were really nice and fixed my boo-boo.  It’s almost all better now! My hair grows super fast.  Even clippers can cut me because my skin is paper-thin and stretchy.Maybe tomorrow Mommy and Daddy will  gently clip me.  Daddy will help keep me still..because I’m like a kernel of corn in the microwave..I pop.  I wiggle.  I fidget.

I love my short hair.

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Me in my new, bright-striped tunic

I especially am beautiful in my twill dresses. My 80s-style hair was incompatible with my wardrobe. If you have a furry friend, check out these  beautiful dresses.

Today I wore this yellow twill dress today.  Until I hopped out of it. My fuzzy feline sister Sadie Sue tried to eat the twill.  Luckily Mommy grabbed it in time.  Sadie Sue has a knack for eating just about everything. Earrings, Lego parts, paper, string, ribbon, plants, dryer sheets, paper, small toys, twist ties.  We can’t leave anything small out..otherwise Sadie Sue eats it.  It’s pretty gross when she erps it back up.

She’s eaten my brother Kedrick‘s pricey earbuds, headphone cords, pencil toppers.  Subie, our nickname for Sadie Sue, isn’t picky about non-food item edibles. She’s nutty.  I think she taught my feline brother Otis that bad habit because now he eats small Lego parts. I chomped on a Lego part.  Then I threw it aside.  Blah! No taste!  And I couldn’t even get my front tooth chomped into it.

I prefer strawberries, grapes, spinach, papaya, pineapple, pretzel bunny treats and crumbs of junk food littered around my brother Kedrick‘s bed.  Kedrick‘s a hot mess when it comes to messes.  Food, soda cans..it looks like a post-party frat house. Bad for Mommy and Daddy, but good for a little bunny who loves to eat sweets and crunchy chips.

My favorite habit is to nip Mommy’s unsuspecting foot.

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Nipping Mommy’s foot.

You can see my stitches in this pic. That was a couple days ago.  My boo-boo is nearly better now.  I have to go back to the vet for a check up.  I’m just three months old and I’ve already been to the vet twice.  Once for a baby bunny well check and then for my boo-boo.

I’m loving being spoiled. I’m helping my folks with the vet bill by selling on eBay.  Take a look. They have all kinds of vintage and modern jewelry, tons of Lego parts and a whole bunch of other fun stuff. They always list more so stop back often. Here’s the website daddy’s been working on..loads of Lego parts on his Supplies Go Round website.

Up next…more about my brother Rowen and why I always pee on Daddy.

P.S.  I love Donald Trump‘s hair.

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Loads of Lego Parts

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My folks say Lego parts aren’t treats.  They’re cool to bat around and easy to chew on, but they’re right.  Lego parts have to be kept out of reach of pets.  A bunny might choke on these things.

If you love Lego, you’ll love my Daddy’s website.  He sells USED Lego that have been cleaned, hand-sorted and sealed into retail packaging. Visit here.

BTW, I am doing awesome with litter training.  Just one accident today..oops..peed on Daddy.

xo,

LuLu

 

 

I’m Little Bunny LuLu

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Flashy LuLu Boner McClamroch Karasek

Hello friends.  I’m Little Bunny LuLu.  Actually, my whole name is Flashy LuLu Boner McClamroch Karasek. I’m named after my Granny Queen Nancy McClamroch‘s online Poker name, Flashy LuLu.

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Granny, Queen Nancy McClamroch

Granny is in Heaven now, but I keep her spry spirit alive. I’m two and a half months old. I’m an English Angora bunny. People say I look like a Himalayan cat.  I’m very fuzzy.  When my ears tuck back, I really do look like a kitty.

Mommy got me flower hair bands..to get my fuzzy hair out of my eyes.. and make me  cuter…as if that’s even possible.

I have EIGHT fuzzy feline siblings!  They’re still kind of scared of me…and they’re all at least five times bigger than me.   I hop. They skedaddle.

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A raspberry from Otis!

It’s funny to see Otis Byerly run away from me.  He’s a 25-pound giant cat!

My other furry felines are: Chloe, Oreo, Sadie Sue, Violet, Zoe, Maggie Mae and Sophie. Mom and Dad rescued them from life on the street. Most of them are old fogies.  Mom and Dad told me about Brittany Dawn who went to Heaven years ago when she was 17.

Gingie Bug went to Heaven last December.  She was 21.  This December Drewbie went to Heaven.  He was 19.

I also live with Xbox Boy.  His real name is Kedrick Karasek.

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Daddy (on the left) with Xbox Boy 

Mommy nicknamed him Xbox Boy.  Kedrick is 13 and in eighth grade. I’m going to tell you a secret.  Just don’t tell anyone!  Kedrick is terrified of me.  Isn’t that funny?  I am an itty-bitty bunny weighing about 3 pounds and Kedrick is nearly 6′ tall!!

So, for the fun of it.. I nipped his finger when he went to pet me today.  He screamed like a girl and ran away.  I laughed so hard I let out a round of poo balls.  More on that later.

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Rowen with Mommy

Then there’s Rowen.  He’s a sophomore at the University of Toledo studying to be a special education teacher.  He’s hardly ever home, so we haven’t gotten to know each other much. The cats think Rowen is Elvis..they go wherever he goes. He’s the most popular.

My Mommy is Lori and Daddy is Jim, but Mom calls him Jaime.  Mom’s been trying to get well for a long time.  She has Lyme Disease that turned into encephalitis. It’s a whole lot to deal with.  She’s been very sick for a long time.

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Daddy

My Daddy Jaime is the director of an agency that helps people who are homeless.  He also has an online business called Supplies Go Round.  He sells cool Lego sets.  He takes USED Lego and he washes them.  Then he hand picks the very best and seals them into retail-labeled packaging that is perfect to give as a gift or just to play with! Mommy gave me the words for that!

Here’s Dad’s store Supplies Go Round ~ Your One-Stop Used Lego Shop  He has all sorts of Lego: Bionicle, Hero, Technic, Friends, Plates, Minifigures, Duplo and lots more.  You can pay with PayPal, too!

We have a room in our house that has two beds, with no people!  Daddy has two daughters from his first marriage, but I’ve never met them.  I like their bedroom. It has bright teal circles that are fun to hop around on!

I went outside today with Mommy and Daddy.  It was so windy that it blew me around like a leaf!  That was very scary…yikes.. poo balls…

More soon…I’m a very sleepy bunny…good night sweet tarts!  xo, LuLu

PS  My Daddy has cool stuff for sale on eBay ~ Lego, Jewelry, Clothing…and more!  Visit him here Daddy’s eBay Stuff ~ thekaraseks

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