Funny bunny

I’ve got some funnies for you. animated-rabbit-image-0062

How do you make a rabbit float?
Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass.
Add one rabbit.

What’s the difference between a rabbit preparing for a beauty contest and a rabbit getting ready for dinner?

The first rabbit imagines world peace. The second rabbit imagines whirled peas.

I know, I’m corny today. There’s nothing better than a good belly laugh to make a day go from good to great!

 

Here’s one…Why did my bald-headed daddy paint a bunny on his head? Because from a distance it looked like hare. 

That made me laugh so hard I thumped and let a poo-ball roll.

Help me earn my keep

Please do me a favor, tell your Facebook friends and blog followers about me. Ask them to check out, follow, and share my store that helps pay for care for me and my 8 rescue-kitty siblings.

Just copy the blurb below and paste onto your blog, Facebook and other social media sites.

Every time you post it, you give me the chance to earn money for hay, pellets, Yesterday’s News (bunny litter), mixed greens and an occasional treat here and there.

Copy and paste this text onto your social media and blog:

Meet my friend, Little Bunny LuLu. She looks like a stuffed animal.  She’s fluffy English Angora bunny with a blog and a store. She spry and silly.

LuLu’s  light-hearted blog is a hippity hop through life’s adventures. A satirical look at the life and times of a bunny.

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Little Bunny LuLu

Little Bunny LuLu’s eBay store helps underwrite care for her and her 8 rescue kitty siblings who are enjoying their golden years. .

Please share this on your Facebook, blog and other social media sites!

Invite folks to stop by Little Bunny LuLu’s blog and store.

Like her Facebook page, too!

Little Bunny LuLu looks forward to meeting you. She wishes you a hoopy day. Thank you!

Comet’s Crew asks help for bunny Ava

 Meet my new friends Bailey and Eddie and crew, the bunnies from Comet’s Corner.

Beloved Comet

Bailey and Eddie are two talking rabbits who will surely brighten your day with their silly jokes and antics.
Bailey and Eddie’s human started Comet’s Corner in memory of their beautiful little mini-lop rabbit that sadly,  passed away in February 2013.  Despite every effort to try to save him.
His family is deeply saddened by the loss and is keeping his  memory alive through Comet’s Corner.
Comet was a loving, funny little guy, who followed his human around the house and brought many smiles.
To keep Comet’s memory alive, please spread the word about Comet’s page, so that more people can join in on the smiles; the way Comet did for those who loved him.

Come meet the Comet’s Corner Crew, Bailey and Eddie the Lop rabbits, Buddy the Siamese cat, and Rocky the Rat Terrier. 
 
Be sure to stop by their page and LIKE it…tell them Little Bunny LuLu sent you.
 
They have a fun, fun, fun page. So be sure to follow it.
 
Comet’s Corner shared information about a rabbit foster and sanctuary in Long Island New York.
Right now, bunny Ava is fighting cancer, and needs your help. 
 
Donations will help Ava, who is battling aggressive cancer. 
 
Ava’s foster family found a lump on her underside about a year ago.
 
They brought her for a check up right away and tests showed that the lump was cancer.
 
Ava has undergone 3 surgeries to remove cancerous masses in her body.
 
Despite the intense nature of this disease, Ava is still hopping and binkying.
 
Your generosity provides Ava with the care she needs and to keep her comfortable as she continues to fight cancer. And helps with other bunnies in need.
 
Share and, if you can, please donate. Tell them Little Bunny LuLu sent you! xoxo
 

Be sure to FAVORITE Little Bunny LuLu’s eBay store that helps underwrite care for her and her 8 rescue kitties that are enjoying their golden years. Please share it with your friends.

 http://stores.ebay.com/LittleBunnyLuLu

If you can,please consider buying something from our storeCome back often.  We have tons of stuff to list. High quality, unique items.

 

More bunny vigilante craziness

   A note from my Mommy & Daddy

A self-proclaimed rabbit expert, who has never seen my Little Bunny LuLu says my sweet LuLu is abused because we bathe her and let her go in our pool in her Mommy’s arms for a couple of minutes.

She started a bogus petition about our LuLu, which means truly abused bunnies are being ignored. Look here.

Her name is Linda Sue Malie.

She cherry-picked satire from our Little Bunny
LuLu blog and said we were abusing our LuLu.

Linda Sue Malie is a liar.

Happy, healthy, adored, well-cared-for LuLu

Our LuLu just had a vet well-visit (prior to scheduling spaying) and is in good health.IMG_6415

Bunny vigilantes have long history of bullying, stalking

It is wrong for these bunny vigilantes to say they know what is best for every bunny. These bunny vigilantes are scary people.

Many people contacted me saying they were harassed, bullied , threatened, and even stalked with violence by the bunny vigilantes.

The truth

I have NEVER promoted bunny swimming or bathing. Or throwing bunnies in pools.

I have been in contact with many people who bathe their bunnies and/or allow them to swim.

All of these bunny owners stressed that their choices are based on their bunnies’ individual personalities, as well as the health and well bring of their bunnies.

Bunnies in horrible pain due to arthritis have significantly benefited from water therapy and LOVE water.

Some bunnies love to play in the tub, or outside in water or in a pool. These folks made decisions based on their own bunnies.

I HAVE said that I know my bunny better than the bunny vigilantes.

I HAVE said that my LuLu is in good health, as she has regular veterinary care.

I HAVE said that I think making blanket statements about what is or isn’t good for ALL bunnies embarks on myths and Wives’ Tales.

I HAVE NOT said I’m an expert on rabbits. Nor have I ever given advice.

I SAID that I know LuLu best, as does her vet.

Bunny welfare advocates don’t want to see abused, bloodied and slayed rabbitsabused bunny

When I posted a pic of rabbits brutally slayed beside a picture of LuLu cuddling on my shoulder, I wrote, “Which bunny needs your attention?”

The Facebook bunny groups were horrified that I posted rabbits that had been butchered, along with rabbit that were having their fur brutally ripped out leaving their skin fiery red and bloodied, the bunny folks said there was no need to put brutality in their faces, yet they continued on their quest to “save LuLu.”

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I will continue putting LuLu pictures in our pool and bath pics until such time as the mentally disturbed Linda Sue stops the lies with her petitions.

She and other bunny people don’t want to help brutalized and slayed rabbits.

They want a bit of a happy suburban bunny because it gets them attention and leaves their warped mind wrapped around something to fight for.

THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT BRUTALIZED OR SLAYED RABBITS…..it is too horrifying for them.

They would rather bully, threaten and harass me about my sweet, happy suburban bunny.

Bunny welfare advocates have never even seen LuLu180

Not one of these “experts” has seen my LuLu. However, the bunny vigilantes have sent threats and ugly accusations.

I don’t give in to harassment or bullying.

These handful of bullies have been harassing bunny people for years.

Tons of nice bunny people get harassed, shamed, threatened and stalked by bunny vigilantes that are seriously disturbed individuals.

Read more here https://littlebunnyluluandfriends.wordpress.com/the-petiti…/

Linda Sue Malie directing people away from real bunny abuse and slaying 

Linda Sue Malie has started an email campaign and another petition.

For every one vigilante bunny crazy, there have been at least 50 nice people who said they were bullied, harassed or otherwise bothered by know-it-all bunny vigilantes.

Stand up against bullying.

Leave the groups that condone harassment and bullying 

Many of the FACEBOOK bunny boards allow the bunny vigilantes to harass and bully, yet removed my replies and removed me from the groups when I replied.

When I see bullying, I leave the group. If you’re in a bunny group that has allowed harassment, LEAVE.

  I hope you will leave the Facebook Bunny MeMe, Disapproving Bunny and the Bunny Carrot Group. I’m told The Dodo group also does this.

These are the main offenders that encourage harassment and bullying and refuse to allow the “accused” to reply.

Change.org not a reputable site with fact checking

Even the petition site (change.org) states they don’t fact check; and the site doesn’t allow the “presumed” guilty person to reply.

Enjoy the satire of poking fun at bunny vigilantes by joining

Join “NASTY BUNNY” for a satirical look at bunny vigilantes

https://www.facebook.com/groups/NastyBunny/

Join a peaceful, drama-free bunny group

And, join the Facebook group “Peace Loving Bunny and Animal Folks ~ Acceptance & Interest”, a group of kind people.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/132258933864144/

Get the word out.  Share this on social media.

Please share this in Facebook bunny groups and other online bunny boards.

Little Bunny LuLu’s eBay store helps underwrite care for her and her 8 geriatric feline rescue kitties that are enjoying their golden years.

Please share it with your friends. http://stores.ebay.com/LittleBunnyLuLu

If you can, maybe, please buy something from our store.  Come back often.  We have tons of stuff to list. High quality, unique items.

Thank you.

Peace,

Jim & Lori

Crazy people are cancer

When my folks posted my picture in our pool, a bunch of wackos decided I was abused.  My folks got nasty emails; some with threats.  People were more than a little nuts; they were freaking insane.

Over 700 people had nasty stuff to say.  I know because I read the petition.

The consensus was that bunnies can never, ever encounter water.  Some said that when bunnies hit water they have a heart attack and die.  FALSE.

Another said I was tied to a noodle.  Some said I was thrown in my pool for publicity purposes.The range of made up stuff was outlandish. MORE FALSE STUFF.

Then people who have never even seen me decided that stuff on my blog, that was satire, was me being abused.

I share this because my folks and I wasted time and emotion on  people who have the intelligence of  an empty shoe box.

When people attack you, it’s natural to want to fight back.  Especially when the accusations are bogus.

We think if we say the right words, people will see our point of view. We line up logic and we rattle off reason; and all it does it make the crazies more determined to sack us.

There are loads of crazies.  Nothing you can say or do will ever change their mind.  They’re narcissistic sociopaths that are like cancer.  When you let them get to you, they eat away at you.

You can only control yourself.  Wasting time trying to get others to change or see your point of view is as effective as trying to brush your teeth while eating Oreos.  Futile.

The best thing to do with these folks, is to block and ignore them.

Block them on all social media platforms, and in your email program.  Report threats to authorities, but never, ever reply directly to the crazy.

When you don’t reply, the loons get bored and slither back into their holes.  No matter how insulting, outlandish, threatening or just plain ignorant, block and ignore.

The crazies spent time and effort advocating for a well loved bunny enjoying life in suburbia; while countless animals are horribly abused and neglected ever day.

But these animal rights activists don’t care about real abuse.  They care about judging, chastising and shaming.

Surround yourself with people who like you and support you.  Always walk away from the assholes.

P.S.  Since the screwballs labeled my folks animal abusers (which is NOT true), my eBay sales are down.  

The money I earn from eBay helps underwrite care for me and my 8 geriatric feline rescue kitties.  

If you can, please buy something from my store.  I have loads of stuff.  Please share this with other and post anywhere you can.  Many thanks  xo, LuLu

http://stores.ebay.com/LittleBunnyLuLu

 

Riding the vent

When it’s nearly 90 degrees, I plunk onto the vent in our guest room enjoying the smooth flow of cool air ~riding the vent

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We are family..I got all my felines and me

Check out my feline sibs, and my funny daddy. I love this goofy family.  Be sure to open the pics to see the captions. And, like I mentioned yesterday..I know Violet is a bunny! Unfortunately, she ran when we tried to take pics..we’ll get some soon.

Be sure to check out my Little Bunny LuLu Store ~ Vintage & Modern Jewelry, Baubles & Wares and shop for Lego from Supplies Go Round with FREE SHIPPING in the USA. 

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My “popcorn” for TV watching. Twigs in apple, pear and blueberry.  Happy bunny. Notice  the bed pad..yikes..embarrassing..but, after so many “oops,” my folks insisted.                TELL NO ONE.

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Me & Moonshiners…unreal..I wet myself laughing..crazy folks                 #www.discovery.com/tv-show/moonshiners