BOGUS: Petition to save LuLu~ absolute rubbish

First, fight back against the bunny bullies:

(1) Leave Disapproving Bunny, Bunny MeMe and other bunny boards allowing harassment

(2) Join Nasty Bunny on Facebook for a dose of satire on mean bunny people https://www.facebook.com/groups/NastyBunny/

(3) Share LuLu’s blog and store on your site and on social media  https://littlebunnyluluandfriends.wordpress.com  http://stores.ebay.com/LittleBunnyLuLu

Be sure to LIKE and Follow Little Bunny LuLu’s Facebook  https://www.facebook.com/littlebunnylulu/

(4) Shop in Lulu’s online eBay store and encourage others to do the same.  Proceeds help underwrite care for LuLu and her 8 geriatric rescue kitties enjoying their golden years. http://stores.ebay.com/LittleBunnyLuLu

The truth ~ from Little Bunny LuLu

Linda Sue Malie [Linda Sue Malie, 509 Ivy Drive, Sebring, FL 33876, 863-655-2051, bunnyflo@yahoo.com], a wack-a-mole with no life, has taken to creating international petitions proclaiming me as abused.

It’s absurd. Total rubbish!  Incidentally, folks investigated Linda and labeled her an animal abuser!  Take a look here.

Linda won’t let me post on her petulant petition page and change.org doesn’t allow replies. That should tell you something.

Here’s my reply to folks signing the petition and/or believing anything it says:

Linda cherry-picked satire from my Little Bunny LuLu and Friends blog, then embellished it and labeled me abused.

I’ve got my nasty out and I’m going to use it to talk at these ass warts.

My blog is satire. My goodness, is Linda going after the Taco Bell dog or the Energizer Bunny or any other made-up, no-merit causes next?

Folks, you’re following a loon on a crazy train of bogus bunk;  publicity fodder for Linda and her nasty Nellies who email anonymous threats and nonsense.

Linda, the petition’s author, and her  namby–pamby goucho grunts are abusing me.

Linda’s a rabid dog snarling for bite of me, for attention. Her claims have no merit.

Our vet has seen me several times.  She says I’m in good mental and physical health. My parents care for me and adore me.

My 8 geriatric bunny siblings look forward to our daily games of hide-and-seek.  They hide.  I squeak and seek!

The numskulls in the wacky Linda-lagoon told my mom to put pesticide on my hair-thinning ears.  Wtf? My ears are molting jackasses.

Get your goggles on straight: Linda has never even seen me.

Linda wants nothing to do with the truth and refuses to post my reply.  Instead this cluck cherry-picks a post of mine and labels it my reply. I will not use the word inbred to press my point.

If you accuse somebody of something as heinous as bunny abuse, you need to let the “presumed guilty” reply.

But, in Linda’s mutant mind, she’s Lord Almighty. She won’t allow my reply because she knows her claims are bogus.  It’s her 15-minutes-of-fame, a bite of my backside.

While hundreds of thousands of animals are horribly neglected and abused, Linda chooses to create a fictitious tale of abuse about me!! And the pickled people follow.

My dear friend Theo Saurus says Linda and the lugnut-loonies are the plural of these:

Then evil Erin says  bunnies in water drown. No exceptions. WRONG! Youtube water bunnies  are alive and well; loving their water excursions.

On CNN former President Jimmy Carter said, “bunnies can swim.”   A folk song captures  his bunny swim adventure. Take a listen. Somebody get the smelling salts for egghead Erin.

Linda is a bulldozer bully. You can bet she bullies others. As do the Bunny Nazi’s who chastise and humiliate people  on Facebook bunny boards.

When you see nastiness, block the person, then immediately and permanently leave the group.  That’s a strong statement in favor of peace.

Folks, if you sign Cracker-Jack Linda’s petition, you’re ignorant.

Let’s go back to first grade.  Children, read, investigate and understand before signing your name. Remember that?

Now use it and get your damn name off the village idiot’s docket. Otherwise the public gets a front-row seat to your dizzy, dim wit.   Stuff online has a tendency to be more bunk than bite, you wayward weasel-prick.

Linda’s hog-wild-nuts conducting a crazy train of vigilante manure. That’s a six letter word for “shit” you daffy dingus.

Meanwhile abused and neglected animals suffer in silence. Beaten relentlessly. Starved to death while you latch onto me, an adored suburban bunny enjoying a lovely life.

Linda is fighting to fight. She’s chewing a bite of suburbia, a shameless publicity ploy.

Use your smarts. Take a look see at the facts.

The abusers are Linda and everyone signing this ridiculous petition; along with the “douche canoes” [thank you to the Nasty Bunny meanies for coining the term] sending my folks anonymous [albeit digitally imprinted] threats and hate mail. All harassment and threats go directly to authorities.

You have to love vigilantes.  They want to kill everything they can’t save or get to go their way.

Join Nasty Bunny for a belly laugh that might make you wee your drawers.

Take a gander. Follow and share Little Bunny LuLu & Friends blog  at https://littlebunnyluluandfriends.wordpress.com

My store helps support me and my 8 geriatric rescue kitties:
http://stores.ebay.com/LittleBunnyLuLu

LIKE Little Bunny LuLu on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/littlebunnylulu/

Also, know that Change.org is a worthless site with no merit. A site that does ZERO fact checking and doesn’t even allow the “presumed guiklty to reply is not credible.It’s as reliable as the tabloid rags polluted with absurdities. Don’t waste your time on change.org

Fight back against the bunny bullies:

(1) Leave Disapproving Bunny, Bunny MeMe and other bunny boards allowing this harassment

(2) Join Nasty Bunny on Facebook for a dose of satire on mean bunny people

https://www.facebook.com/groups/NastyBunny/

(3) Share LuLu’s blog and store on your site and on social media

http://stores.ebay.com/LittleBunnyLuLu

Be sure to LIKE and Follow Little Bunny LuLu’s Facebook  https://www.facebook.com/littlebunnylulu/

(4) Shop in Little Bunny LuLu’s  eBay store. Encourage others to shop by posting LuLu’s store link.  Proceeds help underwrite care for LuLu and her 8 geriatric rescue kitties enjoying their golden years.  http://stores.ebay.com/LittleBunnyLuLu

 

Just my opinions

Everything written here, in my blog and everywhere else is solely the opinion of me and my folks.  Haters, I’m not responsible for your sorry-shit lives. Opinions are  like assholes, everyone has one.  And this is mine.

Nice people & Nasty Bunny meanies

I saved the best for last:  Thank you nice people!  Thank you Nasty Bunny meanies!  Thank you Facebook friends, Twitter followers, folks reading my blog and everybody else that was kind during the torrential downpour of bullshit.  Thank you for your support.

Please share my blog and store on your blog and social media sites.

Send me your stuff!  

I’ll take a look-see, and if it’s not x-rated or hateful, I might add it to my new LOVE IT page on the Little Bunny LuLu and Friends blog.

Dislike ~coming soon

Watch out!  I’m considering a STRONGLY DISLIKE page!  First place in the I-think-I-may-hate-you category goes to Amazon.com and Jeff Bezos .

 

 

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