Another question …

LuLu loves questions!

Here’s answers to some of the questions folks sent me.  

Send your questions, too! 

Jersey Snow Clam asked, “Do you like dogs?”

Hello Jersey.  Thanks for writing.  I have never seen a dog.  My folks want to introduce me to our neighbor’s pooch.

Her name is Diva.  Mommy says Diva‘s a beautiful black lab with a gentle, loving personality.

Well, that might be well and good, but I’m a bunny.   I’m thinking about canine instinct. Not good for a bunny.

Mommy says Diva is the absolute sweetest dog she’s ever met.  She said Diva might be like my kitties…afraid of me.

Well, at this point, I’m not ready to make dog friends.  I’ve got enough with my 8 kitty siblings, two brothers and my parents.  Oh, and the vet.

Anonymous asked, “LuLu, why do you want people to ask you for advice.  You’re a rabbit.  What can you possibly know?”

“Hay” anonymous.  Great question.  My Daddy says I’m magical.

Mommy says I have loads of interesting thoughts.

I thought it would be fun to give input.

I’m not an expert on anything other than eating.  I am very, very, very good at eating.

Lurch asked, “LuLu, what did you do today?”

Hi Lurch.  Today was a rather quiet day.  I did laps in the pool.  Ate weeds from the flower beds, and cleaned my hutch.

I’m ready to sit down with a triple cheeseburger, loaded curly fries and a Mountain Dew to watch TV.

 Lurch, since some boneheads take everything written here as literal, I better add a disclaimer saying that my blog is satirical.  Anyone wanting to know what satire is can look here.

Ugly Duckling asked, “My rabbit is ugly.  He’s nice, but he’s ugly.  How can I get a rabbit that is cute like you?”

Hello there, Ugly Duckling.

I’m sad to hear you think your rabbit’s ugly.

I think all bunnies are cute.  There are tons of different kinds of rabbits. Look here.

Having an Angora bunny like me is loads of work.

Tons of grooming that takes loads of time.  Rabbits are a lot of work.  Mommy says I’m as much work as a newborn baby.

Amy, “LuLu, do you have a boyfriend?”

Hi Amy.  Mommy says I’m way to young to date.

I kind of, sort of, well, maybe have a tiny crush on Sir Speedy.

More on Speedy here.

The money I earn from eBay store helps underwrite care for me and my 8 geriatric feline rescue kitties.

Please share it with your friends.

If you can, maybe, please buy something from my store.  I have loads of stuff.

And I have way more to list!

Please share this with other and post anywhere you can.  Many thanks  xo, LuLu

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