Lately I’ve been thinking about what I would choose if it was up to me. Of course, Doritos would be at the top of my list. As I thought about everything I would do, I realize I’m quite reckless.
Perhaps living on the edge appeals to a spoiled, indoor bunny like me. Whatever the cause, here’s part of my list.
If it was up to me:
~I would allow free roam peeing and pooping without scolding. That, of course, would require a full time poo scooper and pee washer position..even so, the joy of free roaming poo and pee is quite heavenly.
~I would have unlimited bulky sour dough pretzels and chunky glazed doughnuts.Add to that corn chips, yummy thick, rippled potato chips and a can of Mountain Dew poured over ice in a bowl.
~I would have no bed time. 24/7 I would hop everywhere and anywhere I wanted. Of course, that would require my feline sibs to be up with me, which likely would be quite impossible since most can’t stay awake for even 20 minutes at a time. Perhaps strong coffee would keep them awake with me. I’ll have to think about that.
~I would NEVER, and I mean NEVER EVER FOR ANY REASON, have a bath. Baths cause PTSD. I’m sure of it.
~I would be allowed to play outside in the sopping mud after a rainstorm. How perfect is that? With NO BATH afterward.
~I would be allowed to eat the dry cat food..as much as I wanted. No more putting it up on the kitchen island. Or, I would be able to jump four feet to get to the cat’s chow.
Well, that’s a start on what I would do if I could do anything. For now, I’m tired and being put into my indoor hutch for the night sounds quite cozy.
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